Sunday, June 13, 2010

Memo to the AGP

To: The AGP
From: Management
Subject: Diet/Nutrition

You, my dear, are supposed to be gaining weight. The dog, on the other hand, is supposed to be losing weight. If you keep throwing your food on the floor, and she keeps eating it, this will not happen.

So, like, do you mind? Stop feeding her!  

And eat already!

1 comment:

  1. Haha, this is a great post. Its true though, parrots are amazingly messy during mealtime. It seems like half the food ends up on the floor, part of it is all over the parrot and the rest maybe got in their mouth. My Grey use to have this thing where she would fling food out of her bowl and watch it drop to the floor, then squeal with delight, like it was some sort of game. Thankfully my bird cages have a pull-out floor so I can easily remove the food that falls. From now on, I’ll only have birdcages with this feature. I purchased this African Grey cage from Cages By Design, and I love it. It’s easy to clean and maintain. So it works great for me.